Most people keep their thoughts to themselves. I like to put them on the internet. I also have a terrible case of open mouth/insert foot, so I’ll probably offend you along the way.
I am proud to be a blogger. What’s that you say? A blogger?
Yes, that’s right. I’m not a WRITER. This isn’t my muse, it isn’t my “artistic outlet”. I blog because I’m hoping you’ll laugh so hard that milk (or whatever you’re drinking) comes out of your nose.
How about I ask some other people what they think about me? No way that could go horribly awry, right?
According to Marie, “She’s the Laverne to my Shirley.”
The Counselor once said:
“She’s a source of strength and light. And she’s good in bed. Also, a generally kick-ass kind of person.”
A recent addition is from Norcross, is that my personal brand is a combination of, “vague and suggestive photos, hardcore scars, and hockey.”
So yeah, I ROCK.
Come challah at me: icanhasissues@gmail.com
